Hey!! to people who are reading this blog~~ haha today is Sunday le hor!! Remember to finish up ALL you HOMEWORK! You wouldn't want to get reprimanded by any teachers right?? The feeling sucks i know. But think of it this way, do you think the teachers want to scold you? So, just sacrifice some of your time and finish it up man! and Ladies. haha
So, homework i posted already, then today...hmmms let's read some stories i got from james quite some time ago.
1ST~~
A motorist was mailed a picture of his vehicle speeding pass an automated radar post in the Manawatu with a fine of $160 included. Being cute he sent the police department a picture of $160. The police then responde with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
2ND..
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a NZ policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said," I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policeman's Ball. He replied," Newzealand Policeman don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back into his patrol car and left.
3RD.
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half and hour. Soon, a big trouble-maker truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and gulps it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says," Come on man, I was just joking. Here I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying. "No, it's not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I fll asleep and I'm late for work. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing about it. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I found out I left my wallet and phone inside and the cab driver just drives away. I go hoe and when I got there, I found my wife in bed with the gardener.. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about ending my life, you show up and drink up all my poison."
4TH.
A taxi passenger tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. However, the driver screamed, lost control of the car and nearly hit a bus, went up the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, " Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said," I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 25 years I've been driving a funeral van.
Hees~~ that's all~ my hands are aching.... ciaos~ gonna finish my homework.
-Haydenx.x-
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Sunday, April 18, 2010
Hey!! to people who are reading this blog~~ haha today is Sunday le hor!! Remember to finish up ALL you HOMEWORK! You wouldn't want to get reprimanded by any teachers right?? The feeling sucks i know. But think of it this way, do you think the teachers want to scold you? So, just sacrifice some of your time and finish it up man! and Ladies. haha
So, homework i posted already, then today...hmmms let's read some stories i got from james quite some time ago.
1ST~~
A motorist was mailed a picture of his vehicle speeding pass an automated radar post in the Manawatu with a fine of $160 included. Being cute he sent the police department a picture of $160. The police then responde with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
2ND..
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a NZ policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said," I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policeman's Ball. He replied," Newzealand Policeman don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back into his patrol car and left.
3RD.
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half and hour. Soon, a big trouble-maker truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and gulps it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says," Come on man, I was just joking. Here I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying. "No, it's not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I fll asleep and I'm late for work. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing about it. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I found out I left my wallet and phone inside and the cab driver just drives away. I go hoe and when I got there, I found my wife in bed with the gardener.. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about ending my life, you show up and drink up all my poison."
4TH.
A taxi passenger tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. However, the driver screamed, lost control of the car and nearly hit a bus, went up the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, " Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said," I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 25 years I've been driving a funeral van.
Hees~~ that's all~ my hands are aching.... ciaos~ gonna finish my homework.
